purple-panda-13: tea-and-outer-space: My Girlfriend Ran Away With a Time Traveling Lunatic Co-authored by Mickey Smith and Rory Williams and the sequel: I Got Turned into Plastic
wishywashywhishaw: sometimes i get sad but then i remember that in community they formed a mafia over some chicken fingers
xaynmalik: nue: i get so uncomfortable when people ask me what im doing on the computer like can u not
kirbomatic: I don’t care if that’s how CompuServe decided gif should be pronounced, if they made good decisions they wouldn’t have been bought out by fucking AOL it stands for Graphics Interchange Format not Giraffeics Interchange Format
Me: I'm trying to justify buying a bottle of 22-year Macallan.
My friend: It's 22-year Macallan.
My friend: So the purchase justifies itself.
Me: I like the way you think.
I’ve done adderall illegally but I’m not ashamed about that because you’re...– Dan Harmon (via dontkillthevibe)
radteenager: i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
shialebuffalo: liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret
There’s a saying which made its rounds in geekdom recently – “Real nerds watch...– Shouting Into The Void: The Problem With The Big Bang Theory… (via azspot)
tora-o: skepticalavenger: whats-an-algebra: do atheists say oh my god yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
deanspelvis: deanspelvis: deanspelvis: omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me and yelled YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face UPDATE: he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
turklet: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE It’s a watch pocket. It’s where you keep your pocket watch to keep it from getting scratched up by other things in your pocket. And no, I don’t care if you don’t own a pocket watch, because you totally should.
If Steven Moffat and Joss Whedon ever meet
moustachioedmarauder: this is what I imagine would happen